🚨 Calendar Update! 🚨

Our first batch of 2025 calendars has been flying off the shelves faster than Santa’s sleigh! So fast, in fact, that some orders have hit shipping delays. Now, our supplier has put all 1st Edition calendars on backorder, and we’ve temporarily paused sales.

🎉 But because we LOVE you, we’ve got you covered! 🎉

Introducing the 2nd Edition of Jake’s 2025 wall calendars! Same glorious images, now at a more affordable price. Snag yours quickly—these won’t last long either!

✨ For all you last-minute magic-makers: ✨

We’ve created a new Procrastinator Pro section, perfect for belated Christmas, Hanukkah, or “I-totally-planned-this-all-along” gifting. Products here tend to ship faster, and we’ve even discounted some items.

⏰ Check back daily for fresh gift ideas! Remember: shipping times can be unpredictable with custom products and high demand, so double-check estimates from our suppliers.

Thank you for being the most amazing, loyal procrastinators we know! 💖